The Parole Officer, at www.Woolworth
Steve Coogan is back, with another classic character in this hilarious comedy that will leave you crying with laughter! Manchester's leading detective frames hopeless parole office Simon Garden (Steve Coogan) for a murder he didn't commit. The only proof of his innocence is a security video - but the video is locked inside a bank vault! Enrolling the help of four equally inept ex-criminals, as well as the gorgeous Sarah (Jenny Agutter), and stunning policewoman Emma (Lena Heady), Simon decides that the only way to clear his name is to break into the vault and steal the footage back! That's no easy task for master criminals, but for a bunch of hilarious losers, it's mission impossible!

The Brittas Empire - Complete Series 7, at Woolworths
Gordon Brittas goes from strength to strength. Despite his failed endeavour, and despite the endeavours of both his staff and his wife to depose him, Whitbury Leisure Centre continues to thrive. Brittas continues to dream up new schemes to promote and improve the centre including a bungee jump, sequential staff reviews and computerisation - all with the usual Brittas diplomacy, aplomb and mayhem. Julie, heavily pregnant, embraces the bungee jump whereas Tim tries everything he can to avoid it at all costs. Meanwhile Colin has several tons of elephant manure delivered in a bid to find his engagement ring, lost at the zoo. The ring holds the key to his future happiness with Mrs Harcourt. Julie is enjoying armed police protection and the constant body searches begin to irritate Brittas; Helen however does not share this irritation particularly as a certain PC Edwards is not such a bad looking chap! Helen is studying to be a therapy counsellor and needs to understand the benefits of both giving...and receiving! Maybe the body searches aren't such a bad thing after all. Finally, the goings on at Whitbury catch the attention of Roger Ferguson, Investigative Journalist. Brittas, believing this to be a serious documentary, begins coaching his staff in television presentation techniques and recruits a good looking male model as a stand in for Colin! Colin's rat takes a swim in the pool and there follows a strange outbreak of Bobula fever. Will Whitbury survive??? - The Elephant's Child. - Reviewing the Situation. - HTTP://ETC. - Wake Up the Lion Within. - The Disappearing Act. - Gavin Featherly R.I.P. - Exposed. - Curse of the Tiger Women.

Canis Canem Edit, at www.Woolworth
Canis Canem Edit takes the Rockstar tradition of groundbreaking and original gameplay and humours tongue-in-cheek storytelling to an entirely new setting: the schoolyard. As a mischievous schoolboy, you'll stand up to bullies, get picked on by teachers, play pranks, win or lose the girl, and ultimately learn to navigate the obstacles of the worst school around, Bullworth Academy.

Handling Your Twin Engine, at Woolworths
Learn to handle your twin engine inboard/outboard efficiently in both tight quarters and open water using a step-by-step method of approach that gives you a real 'feel' for operating your boat. This DVD covers all the controls and related instruments typical of twin engine inboard/outboard powered craft, as well as the effect of using each of them through basic to advanced manoeuvres. Whether you boat for pleasure, fishing or skiing you'll find all the skills needed to ensure safe and confident boat handling. STEP BY STEP INSTRUCTIONS INCLUDE: Trim tabs Backing power tilt & trim Docking procedures Turning at low speeds Launching & loading Effects of wind and current Entering & departing slips

James Brown - Live From The House Of Blues, at www.Woolworths
The hardest working man in show business brings down the House of Blues with a live concert event in Las Vegas. James Brown's influential music, uninhibited style and energetic stage presence are captured like never before. Generations of fans rejoice as the undisputed Godfather of Soul takes his diverse audience on a journey through five decades of chart-topping hits.

Strip Jack, at www.Woolworths
Gregor Jack, MP, well-liked, young, married to the fiery Elizabeth - to the outside world a very public success story. But Jack's carefully nurtured career plans take a tumble after a 'mistake' during a police raid on a notorious Edinburgh brothel. Then Elizabeth disappears, a couple of bodies float into view where they shouldn't, and a lunatic speaks from his asylum...Initially Rebus is sympathetic to the MP's dilemma - who hasn't occasionally succumbed to temptation? - but with the disappearance of Jack's wife the glamour surrounding the popular young man begins to tarnish. Someone wants to strip Jack naked and Rebus wants to know why...

Sleeping Beauty, at Woolworths
In this best loved fairy tale, colourful animation brings the classic story of Sleeping Beauty to life. When the king and queen have a baby daughter, the good fairies come to offer gifts to the little princess. But alas, so dies the wicked witch Ursula, who puts a curse on the princess and predicts that one day she will prick her finger and sleep for one hundred years. The witch's curse comes to pass. Many princes try to break the spell, but they all fail. Until, one day, a brave prince finds his way to the castle and awakens the princess with a kiss.

Create Your Own Ribbon Curtain Set, at Woolworth
Decorate your window or door with this Create Your Own Ribbon Curtain Set. This cool kit contains everything you need from glue and glitter to sequins and beads. Suitable for ages 5-6 years+  

Fist Of Fear Touch Of Death, at Woolworths
Mayhem reigns when martial arts experts meet! Before the Ultimate Fighting Championships became popular, this martial arts tournament was the biggest and baddest sport around. Filmed at the famous Madison Square Garden, this epic contains non-stop action from the legendary BRUCE LEE at the peak of his career. Starring with Bruce is former all pro-football star Fred The Hammer Williamson. Fred, star of M A S H, Take A Hard Ride and Adios Amigo proves once again why he was one of the most feared players ever to play the game.

Reefer Madness, at Woolworth
Stop! Don't light that joint until you first watch this 1936 crackpot cannabis classic. See what actually happens behind the closed doors of a marijuana party! Here are the closed doors of a marijuana party! Here are the true facts on the demon weed that poses as a friend and destroys your life. The herb that drags women down! The Real Public Enemy Number One. Reefer Madness relates the story, as told by a high school teacher Dr Carroll to parents at a PTA meeting, of the scourge of marijuana. The tale of Jack and Mae, two drug pushers who entice the local school children to join them in the pleasures of the Killer Weed!.

Bizet - Carmen (Orchestra Of The National Theatre Brno), at www.Woolworths
The opera Carmen performed from the Open Air Event from the Festival St. Margarethen.

Crashday [DVD-ROM], at Woolworth
Race, wreck, shoot, smash... There are no rules... Today is Crashday!!! Seatbelt On! Every driving experience you've ever had is about to smash headlong into every other in the multiple pile-up addictive frenzy of Crashday. Compete in single player career mode or online in a multiplayer challenge. Race, wreck, perform outrageous show-stopping stunts, and compete in teams or solo. Build your own tracks and customise your cars; upgrade them, and add weapons. Crashday is unlike any driving game you've ever played; it's the ultimate in racing/action. Now no one tells you what you can't do. Now you can do it all. - 7 game modes including Stunt Shows and Wrecking Matches. - Action packed mini games. - Career mode. - 26 tracks. - 12 cars. - Detailed vehicle damage simulation. - Integrated track editor. - Online community and support. - Online multiplayer challenge.

Understanding Islam - Disasters Darwinism Bought To Humanity, at Woolworth
The author, who writes under the pen-name Harun Yahya, was born in Ankara in 1956. He studied arts at Istanbul's Mimar Sinan University and philosophy at Istanbul University. Since the 1980s, the author has published many books on political, faith-related and scientific issues. Greatly appreciated all around the world, these works have been instrumental in many people recovering their faith in God and in many others gaining a deeper insight into their faith. Harun Yayha's works appeal to all people, Muslims and non-Muslims alike, as they center around one goal: to open the readers' mind by encouraging them to think about some critical issues such as the existence of God and wonders of His creation and to display the decrepit foundations and perverted works of godless systems.

9ct 50pts Diamond Ring, at Woolworths
This refined Diamond Ring contains 50pts of stunning diamonds and is set upon a elegant solid 9ct gold frame. Features Crafted in 9ct gold Real diamonds Various sizes available Supplied with complimentary gift box

The Benny Hill Annual - 1970, at Woolworths
For nearly four decades Benny Hill reigned supreme as the King of Comedy on British television. Undoubtedly, out of his entire body of work, it is the shows that he did for Thames Television in the 1970s for which he is best remembered and which confirmed him as a comic genius to the viewing public. With their combination of high-speed farce, risque jokes and beautiful ladies, it is these shows that turned him into a global superstar - topping the ratings both here and in America. Benny Hill, with his three stooges - Henry McGee, Bob Todd and Jack Wright, focused on producing a handful of 'specials' every year - shows which were critically acclaimed and always topped the ratings. So join Benny and his Hill's Angels in four shows from 1970, along with a thirty minute play he starred in, wrote and co-directed - Eddie In August.

Gordon Lightfoot - His Greatest Hits Live, at Woolworths
International superstar Gordon Lightfoot, live on video for the very first time performs 22 of his greatest hits from a musical career spanning three decades!

Le Chevalier D'Eon - Vol. 4, at Woolworth
Now that D'Eon and his comrades know who has the Royal Psalms, they track the traitor to England. But the thief has friends in powerful places, both in the palace and in the stained glass windows of a church, where an order of dark mystics holds terrifying rituals. And while Lia's soul becomes more active in her possession of D'Eon's body, one of the spies comes into possession of something else - a secret letter from the king that reveals no-one, not even your sword sovereign, is to be trusted in this macabre maze of intrigue, swordplay, and supernatural power.

Benjamin Smoke, at Woolworths
Filmmakers Jem Cohen and Peter Sillen made this unorthodox documentary over the course of ten years. It follows the crooked path of Benjamin (no last name), an underground musician, speed-freak, occasional drag-queen, and all-around renegade living in the hidden Georgia neighborhood called Cabbagetown and playing in an indescribable band called Smoke. The film includes a special appearance by Patti Smith photographs by Michael Ackerman.

Masterplug TV Signal Booster, at Woolworths
Designed to improve the audio and visual performance of TV signals, this Masterplug TV Signal Booster can be installed in any indoor location. Features Unit should ideally be placed near the main TV set or FM receiver and close to a free mains socket 1 input 1 output Connectors - gold-plated 1m power cable with black moulded plug Included 2 screws and 2 white wall plugs Red power indicator Co-axial surge protection  

Boys Sand Corduroy Duffle Jacket, at Woolworths
He'll be sure to keep the chill out when wrapped up in this sand-coloured Corduroy Duffle Jacket. It has a wings logo sewn onto the back, four front pockets, detachable mittens and a soft, warm fleece lining. Even the hood is lined with fur. Features Outer: 100% cotton, fur and Lining: 100% polyester. Wings logo stitched onto the back 4 front pockets Detachable mittens Zip-through and velcro fastening Fur-rimmed hood Faux-fur lined

Warfile - Scorched Earth: German Jet Fighters, at Woolworths
In 1944, Hitler ordered the full-scale production of what he deemed vengeance weapons, a new breed of aircraft designed to change German's declining military fortunes. The skies over Europe would soon be witness to the introduction of the jet fighter. The potentially devastating ME 262 and Arado 234 were undoubted breakthroughs in aviation technology, yet underdevelopment, lack of materials and desperation meant they would have no effect on the outcome of World War Two. Jet fighters such as the ME 163 Komet and the disastrous Heinkel HE 162 Salamander would prove more dangerous to their pilots and ground staff, than to the enemy.

Sink The Bismarck/The Enemy Below, at Woolworths
Sink The Bismarck The story of one of World War II's most famous sea battles is brought to the screen in this exciting, semi-documentary style movie. In the Spring of 1941, Nazi Germany's greatest battleship-the Bismarck, scourge of Atlantic shipping, is pinned down at her anchorage in Norway. Making a break for freedom and the safety of air cover from the Luftwaffee, the great ship is chased by the British Navy. Eventually, after heavy casualties including the loss of H.M.S Hood, the Bismark is finally trapped and sunk. Kenneth More stars as Capt.. Shephard- the Admiralty's Director of Navel Operations who, embittered by the death of his wife in an air raid, is assigned to this post just as the Bismarck makes her escape. Excellent special effects make tense, exciting sea drama one of the finest British war films ever made. The Enemy Below Robert Mitchum and Curt Jurgens star in this gripping World War II drama about an American destroyer and a German U-boat stalking each other at sea. As both men try to outthink and outmanoeuvre each other, the chase becomes a deadly chess game in which any mistake can bring instant defeat and death. Winner of the 1957 Academy Award for Best Special Effects, The Enemy Below marked a directorial debut of actor Dick Powell. Powell let the public decide the ending for The Enemy Below. He filmed the movie with two endings, then let a preview audience vote for the ending they like best. The ending he used won by a unanimous vote.

9ct Gold 10pt Diamond Square Ring, at Woolworths
Crafted in 9ct Gold, this 10pt Diamond Square Ring is the perfect present for that special man in your life. The ring has a Pave design setting and a guaranteed 10pt diamond weight. Features  9ct gold Available in sizes M to Z Complimentary gift box supplied 

Playdoh Octopus Playset, at Woolworths
With this Playdoh Octopus Playset you'll have hours of fishy fun. Get creative and mould your own collection of sealife with the help of a variety of crafting tools. Suitable for ages 3 years+ Features Fishnet storage bag Loads of tools 4 tubs of Doh

Mamas and Papas Mu2 Formula 1 Buggy, at Woolworth
This Mamas and Papas Mu2 Formula 1 Buggy is a handy buggy which is great for those fun days out. It features an adjustable backrest, folding umbrella with raincover and handy shopping basket. Suitable from birth Features Lightweight aluminium chassis Adjustable back and leg rest Front wheels lock or swivel Five point safety harness Compact umbrella folding Hood and rain cover included Shopping basket Please make sure children are supervised by an adult at all times

House On Terror Tract, at Woolworths
For the life of him, real estate agent Bob Carter (John Ritter) can't figure out why three of his listings are such a tough sell. Sure, the homes have blood-soaked histories. True, the owners are all dead or insane. But these are top-notch houses! In turn-key condition! Ready to move in! However, today Bob has a sure thing - a newlywed couple in search of the tract home of their dreams. Bob cheerfully shows the properties... the young couple are delighted by what they see... until Bob tells them the fates of the previous owners. They listen, aghast, as Bob relates the horrific histories... plunging them through the neighbourhood's sunny facade and into the unspeakable secrets of... The Terror Tract!

Bob Dylan - Tales From A Golden Age: Bob Dylan 1941-1966, at Woolworths
Bob Dylan is without doubt one of the three most influential and pivotal artists of the Rock age, with only The Beatles and Elvis Presley sharing this level of acclaim. It is therefore somewhat surprising that a documentary of this nature has never previously been compiled. In this film we take you behind the music to discover one of the defining artists of the 20th Century. From Bob Dylan's schooldays we talk to people including his English teacher and the guitarist from his schoolboy band. We follow his progress through his rebel days in college in Minneapolis to his phenomenal development in the burgeoning Folk clubs of New York's Greenwich Village. We continue this in-depth journey through Bob Dylan's golden age to the iconic status he gained in the mid-1960s through classic albums like Highway 61 Revisited and Blonde on Blonde. We talk to British Folk legend Martin Carthy, charismatic 1966 world tour drummer Mickey Jones, biographers Clinton Heylin and CP Lee and ISIS editor-in-chief Derek Barker. This story of unparalleled musical achievements culminates with Bob Dylan's infamous 1966 motorcycle accident. The complete and unauthorized biography of Bob Dylan. An exploration of the creative genius of the man who changed the face of popular music.

Chad Valley My First Baby Doll - Dark Pink, at Woolworths
The Chad Valley My First Baby Doll is soft bodied doll with beautiful eyes and soft lashes. Your little one will have hours of fun role playing with this cute little doll. Suitable for ages 1 year+ Features Doll size: 30cm Outfit and matching hat included Available in 4 colours: Light Pink, Blue, Purple and Dark Pink

Long Sleeved Bodysuits - 7 Pack, at Woolworths
Kit your little tot out with this 7-Pack of Long-Sleeved Bodysuits. Made from pure cotton, they are machine washable and feature a variety of designs. Features Pure cotton  Machine washable at 40° Tumble dry

Ghost In The Shell: Stand Alone Complex - Vol. 6, at Woolworths
The Laughing Man Returns! Togusa finds himself in the hospital after being shot, but is desperate to impart what he's learnt to the rest of the group. It seems other clandestine groups have become aware of Section 9's investigation and are determined to stop them whatever it takes. Following her battle against the government's latest prototype weapon, Major Kusanagi seeks help to repair her severely damaged prosthetic body. Unknown to her she has become the latest target of the shadowy organisation behind the Laughing Man conspiracy and help comes from an unexpected quarter. Aramaki learns that the conspiracy goes much deeper than even he expected! Meanwhile, the cyber-terrorist known as The Laughing Man re-emerges and abducts the president of Serrano Genomics Inc. just as he had done six years earlier. Is history about to repeat itself? The sensational conclusion to the Laughing Man saga begins here! Episodes: Episode 21: Eraser. Episode 22: Scandal Episode 23: Equinox